I am just saying.

I work in a thrift store. You know this, of course. You know what a thrift store is. You know what you can buy in a thrift store, you know who shops in a thrift store. This is probably because you have been in a thrift store -- maybe even the one in which I work! Now, tell me, have you ever, in a thrift store, bought a wetsuit with a hole in it? Maybe some white pants that have yellowed at the seams? Or maybe a few t-shirts splattered with paint? Some shoes with holes in the soles? A sweater missing most of its buttons? A suit with a dirty neckline? A sweatshirt with a broken zipper?

No? Well neither will anyone else. Quit bringing us your trash, procuring a receipt, and then writing off your "valuable donation" like you're some sort of philanthropist. I mean, honestly.